In My Office 

A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office ... usually for rough anal sex.

This encounter will then be overseen by another manager who disagrees with such acts of deprevation and it will be mentioned at the next argument between two such bosses.

'In My Orifice' may also be used.

"In My Office" Shouts Manager

Cut to Manager being penetrated by younger work colleague in a violent manner then being overseen by more traditional style of manager.

In My Office by Dave9756 January 15, 2006

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.

I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.

Dog in my office by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

I'll be in my office 

To go to the restroom and drop some dung

A: hey, If anyone ask, tell them i'll be in my office
B: haha... ok . Drop it like it's hot!!!

I'll be in my office by ongdia April 2, 2009

Big green grasshopper in my office

Euphemism for an acid trip

I dropped a tab earlier and now I have a big green grasshopper in my office

Big green grasshopper in my office by anonymous August 3, 2026