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What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird 

What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird
What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird

help im trapped in urban dictionary 

help im stuck in urban dictionary typing random bullshit to fit your bullshit searches
help im trapped in urban dictionary

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks 

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!
Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

Names in Urban Dictionary 

People who have such a large goddamn egos, that they jerk themselves to the fucking point that they right Urban Dictionary definitions for their name, only to than screenshot it and send it to a friend.
"All the Names in Urban Dictionary are so acurate"
".... Your fucking r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d"

Should this be in Urban Dictionary? 

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not even in my dictionary 

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief
A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.