A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
by Lord Moomin April 11, 2021
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 30, 2019
by EmJayee November 9, 2018
Extraordinaryly intelligent person who has no sway because the COMMUNICATION travels in the shortest path possible.
Monitor a slave to the grind by a FUCK UP and realize BIG HAT , NO PRATTLE does not have to prove anything in that everyday communication battle the REST OF THE OPINIONATED have to be locked in.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 15, 2021
The signature power-up of Super Mario 64. Also one of THE BEST and most iconic items in the entire Super Mario franchise.
Unlocking the Winged Hat can be considered a rite of passage in Mario 64.
Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.
For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!
Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.
For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 3, 2023
Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023