Period of self-reflection whilst on a significant amount psychedelics with a hat over your face.

Commonly used by Silent Bob on Wakinglimb forums. Used as a punchline in a poor joke, or totally randomly.

To make anti-gay comments to hide the fact that you are gay and desire other men and cock.

to be marked for death or to be contracted for being killed. Most commonly used by bikers or inside prison.

Treasured as sacred relics to Team Fortress 2 players, hats are a form of cosmetic headgear that have no gameplay effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that they're completely inconsequential to the game itself, people seem to do ANYTHING just to get their useless hats, from trading, to Steam game promotions, and even through micro-transactions.

1. n. Best cure for baldness...better than rogaine
2. n.Pr. A man who was unjustly put in prison for the murder of 23 babies. He did it in self defence.

An article of clothing designed for ones head.