Mattress Impregnation

the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress

Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for his first time, resulting in regret from the mattress impregnation

by Adam KT September 8, 2008

Impregnate the drain

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 7, 2010

Ryan Quirk putting his hand up a cows ass

ryan was impregnating cows on a daily bases

by BigBen\ November 12, 2009

When you slide into the DMs but you just fill them with dank memes.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing duuuuude?

Me: Oh just got done Impregnating the DMs.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh~~~

by Applesowce8572 March 16, 2017

Did you see her! She has two kids! She got hella impregnated!

with the intention to rape and impregnate some one who is under age

i walked in to her house and yelled i'm here "to rape and impregnate"

by mrlemonhead June 30, 2009