impotizer

The art of a voice/action or device causing erectile disfunction.

Simons porn voice acted as an impotizer

by Chris Pullen February 17, 2006

impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.

stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.

by fivenightrental March 5, 2009

impotent

weak or shitty weed.

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

impotent

Cooks without gas

by MeAd November 3, 2003

Impotant

\im-ˈpo-tənt\ slang spelling/pronunciation of the word "important".

It's impotant to be on time.

by PhranckTheTank October 5, 2008

Flick of impotence

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)

Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"

by gigi paks December 22, 2010

impotent rage

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.

Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.

by LordHotPie May 16, 2019