Imposterbating

Verb:

When a person, while engaged in a sexual act with a second person, actively fantasizes that the sexual act is being performed with a third person, the imposter.
This technique is frequently employed by people in long term relationships whose sexual relations have become a repetitive routine.
Where a masturbator is said to have those that they fantasize about in their “spank bank”, the term used for imposterbating is the “imposter roster”.

Me and the old lady had our usual weekly tumble, but the whole time I was imposterbating with that stripper from the club.

Imposterbating by Billp1833 October 18, 2021

ipodsterbating 

Playing with one's tech gadget, usually an ipod or iphone, with such extreme attention that they become unaware of their surroundings.

All through lunch he was off in his own world ipodsterbating.

ipodsterbating by Fluffy_V February 11, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008