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implosive diarrhea 

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antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards
Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"
implosive diarrhea by jack bruce June 29, 2005
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Implosive Diarrhea 

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The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.
Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
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implosive diarrhea • implosive • implosive diarea' • implisive • Imposive • implosion • impulsive • impassive • Impessive • Implitive

Implosive Diarrhea 

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Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.
He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.
Implosive Diarrhea by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023
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Implosive diarrhea 

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Diarrhea that implodes after exiting the butthole, generating the most disgusting black hole known to mankind.
OH GOD OH FUCK IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
Implosive diarrhea by Inquisitive Walnut September 21, 2019
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Implosive Diarrhea 

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When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.
“Too much Taco Bell can give you implosive diarrhea if you’re not careful”
Implosive Diarrhea by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025
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