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"Omg, Josh totally impignorated a pig last night!"
"Yeah, have you seen the last pig he impignorated? It died during giving birth!"
"OMG! He's such a pig!"
"I know!"

impignorate by Maoraw May 16, 2014

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impignorate

Inserting a penis inside a pig and thereby making it pregnant with a pigman baby

Guy: "Omg Cleetus totally impignorated a pig last night!"
Girl: "Wait, you've never impignorated a pig?"
Guy: "Huh? No uh... People do that?"
Girl: "Are you seriously telling me that you've never impignorated a pig?! What's next, are you gonna tell me you're gay?! Are you a faggot, Billy?"
Billy: "What?! No! I just haven't found the right pig I guess..."
Girl: "I'll tell you what Billy, tonight we're gonna go out with the boys and find you a plump little piggy to impignorate. How's that sound?!"
Billy: "Okay cool! I can't wait!"

impignorate by Maoraw March 9, 2021

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Impignorate

From Latin impignorare/impignerare (to pledge), from pignus (pledge, pawn, mortgage)

I’m Impignorate
Bro that’s not how you use it
Oh…… Umm uhh umm uhh umm uhh

Impignorate by Α January 13, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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