Definitions by FrozenLlamaPro

Sarcasm 

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

"Hey dude, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm perfect. Nothing could make this day any better than this giant platypus biting my side!"
"Oh, Ok then."
"I was using sarcasm you idiot!"

Sarcasm by FrozenLlamaPro December 29, 2014

Imaginary 

The state of my girlfriend

Imaginary: You know your girlfriend is when she says you're right

Imaginary by FrozenLlamaPro December 29, 2014