Imaginary

The state of my girlfriend

Imaginary: You know your girlfriend is when she says you're right

by FrozenLlamaPro December 30, 2014

Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

"Hey dude, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm perfect. Nothing could make this day any better than this giant platypus biting my side!"
"Oh, Ok then."
"I was using sarcasm you idiot!"

by FrozenLlamaPro December 30, 2014