something drunkpeople say when they want people to THINK they are sober; when in reality they are sooo drunk they are walking like they have no backbone. they more the phrase is repeated the more drunk they are.
louie: "how many shots did you have?!"
ruthy: "1"
louie: "it looks like you had 20. are you going to be ok ruthy?"
ruthy: "IM STRAIGHT im straight"
A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!
Example 2:
Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.