Illumisnotti

1) people who think they are Illuminatti and really insecure
2) people who have read Da Vinci Code and know every nuance and are verrry shiny
3) people who saw "angels and demons" 2 times and memorized EVERYTHING

"honey, don't bother debating about archaic religeous symbols with him; he's an "Illumisnotti"."

by xynth3a December 1, 2009

illuminatti

People that are watching over the world at all times. They are a group to watch over all of us. They protect the world, and watch us.

we are being watched by the "illuminatti"

by DerpySans102 November 4, 2017

Illumiknotty

The very best of rope tiers. They secretly control the nylon industry.

This sheepshank could only have been tied by a member of the illumiknotty.

by Lilith Iscariot September 12, 2019

Illumihottie

A hot girl who is bat-shit crazy but publicly and privately rants espousing any number of conspiracy theories and rails against anyone who doesn’t agree, making her undateable.

Did you get that girl’s number the other night? Yeah, she seemed cool at first but she’s a total illumihottie and the whole bar was staring at us the entire time.

by anonymous March 11, 2025

Illumihottie

A hot girl who is batshit crazy. Specifically rants about conspiracy theories publicly and privately and rails against anyone who doesn’t agree 100% or shows any sign of skepticism. This makes her undateable. Engaging with her even for the express purpose of a hook up is risky to your sanity.

Friend #1: did you get that girl’s number last night?

Friend #2. Yeah but she was an illumihottie. She just kept going on about the government tracking us all and wouldn’t change the topic. Had to ditch her and delete her number, not worth it.

by anonymous March 11, 2025