Illumihottie

A hot girl who is bat-shit crazy but publicly and privately rants espousing any number of conspiracy theories and rails against anyone who doesn’t agree, making her undateable.

Did you get that girl’s number the other night? Yeah, she seemed cool at first but she’s a total illumihottie and the whole bar was staring at us the entire time.

Illumihottie by anonymous March 11, 2025

Illumihottie

A hot girl who is batshit crazy. Specifically rants about conspiracy theories publicly and privately and rails against anyone who doesn’t agree 100% or shows any sign of skepticism. This makes her undateable. Engaging with her even for the express purpose of a hook up is risky to your sanity.

Friend #1: did you get that girl’s number last night?

Friend #2. Yeah but she was an illumihottie. She just kept going on about the government tracking us all and wouldn’t change the topic. Had to ditch her and delete her number, not worth it.

Illumihottie by anonymous March 11, 2025

illumathottie 

A crazy hoe that brings people life and proves that bitches are confirmed and will be on the $100 bill

That hoe. Such an illumathottie am I right?

illumathottie by Juicyhoe101 April 18, 2016