Illegal U-Turn 

A sexual act that occurs when the man reinserts his penis into the woman's vagina, after having had it in her anus.

Any doctor will tell you that nasty urinary tract infections can result from the Illegal U-Turn.

Illegal U-Turn by j:vincent September 8, 2011

illegal uturn 

Pulling a man's genitalia between the legs without warning in order to perform felatio on him from behind. forbidden fruit bowl

My girl pulled an illegal uturn and sucked my junk between my legs.

illegal uturn by TypeOholic September 9, 2011