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Ignoramusly retarded syndrome 

Something that you call a person who is crazy messed up like jordan or eric. Since you are not allowed to swear at them, just say this word. Even the queen of England wouldn’t know why word you said unless she read this. ( pray to god she didn’t) a person with this rare physiological disorder acts a bit retarded. You can easily spot people with this syndrome the indicators are:
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall

To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
Hey you! Yes you! You are a person with the ignoramusly retarded syndrome!

Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026