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if you ask me 

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").
Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me
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...if you ask me 

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!
Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.
...if you ask me by QuacksO December 28, 2021

good for you you look happy and heathy not me if you ever cared to ask 

good for you olivia rodrigo lyrics main thing
Olivia- GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEATHY NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK :)
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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