Idletor 

A play on words on idle and idolator, used for people who are always idle on AIM or other Internet messengers.

Online: 4 years 3 hours | Idle: 4 years 2 hours 55 minutes

Goddamn, Idletor!

Idletor by maxilebo93 February 5, 2009

Idgetory Status Update 

The status off being an Idget (idiot)

Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update

Idgetory Status Update by theheem April 24, 2019