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Id like to fuck 

The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.

Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*

…and the list goes on
Dude 1: damn. Look at all those people Id like to fuck

Dude 2: yea. Everyone but the grand milf.
Id like to fuck by Hempn March 4, 2010

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck 

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.
A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.

alien i'd like to fuck 

Hey Brian, look at that aliens ass, that's a prime example of an AILF.
ass alien AILF alien I'd like to fuck

mother I'd like to fuck

abbreviation: MILF, any woman, usually older than thirty or forty, with children that you want to have sex with
Jason: What is the deal with you and Erin? I notice you have been flirting with her a lot.
Zachary: Erin is a mother I'd like to fuck. I was planning on trying to have a fling with her when I get chance.
Jason: Yeah. She is very sexy. I know a lot guys have been wanting to get with her.
Zachary: I feel that way too, but I want to see if she is good in bed before I commit to anything.

young mother I'd like to fuck

abbreviation: YMILF, any woman younger than forty who has children that you want to have sex with
Jason: What is the deal with you and Emma? I notice you have been flirting with her a lot.

Zachary: Emma is a young mother I'd like to fuck. I was planning on trying to have a fling with her when I get chance.

Jason: Yeah. She is very sexy.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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