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id hit that 

when a man says that he would: hit*,spank*,bang*, or get with a girl; after being asked by another man if he would.

*refers to ass
"Hey look at Trisha, would you hit that?" "Ya id hit that!"
id hit that by LGHS December 3, 2007

I'd hit that 

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.
"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."
I'd hit that by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

i'd hit that 

The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.
*fine piece of ass walks by*

Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.

SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.

SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.

SHAM 1-3: *glare*
i'd hit that by The God-Emperor April 11, 2008

I'd hit that 

Phrase used mainly by guys meaning that they'd want to have sex with the person(usually a girl) they're refering to.

See: I'd tap that.
Oh man, look at Donna! I'd hit that.
I'd hit that by Mr. Angel November 8, 2008

i'd hit that with the lights on 

that person is so fucking hott!
he's so gogreous i'd hit that with the lights on, no need to turn the lights out!

I'd hit that 

When a guy thinks a girl is physically attractive and he would fuck her.
Person #1: Yo dawg, look at that g over there, she's safe, I'd hit that. Would you?
Person #2: Yeah, I would.
I'd hit that by LILR2 February 6, 2008
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