Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.

Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older

Ice Cream Van by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011

Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

Ice cream van by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

vanilla ice cream 

a delicious, but basic flavor of ice cream. it is not something else you sick fucks.

"Jerry and I went to go to Carvel to eat some vanilla ice cream! Don't worry, it wasn't jizz, like urban dictionary's definitions!"

vanilla ice cream by normal definitons June 14, 2019

vanilla ice cream cone 

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.

After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.

vanilla ice cream cone by PnBOX November 11, 2021

Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream 

Being the only white person/people at a party.

"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"

"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."

Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream by UncleBurton August 22, 2012

vanilla ice cream 

A White Person, A "Cracker"
See 'Cracker'

(From the Popular Comedian Stephen Lynch's Song)"Oh, I Hate Vanilla Ice Cream, I Love Chocolate Instead, I Hope She Likes Her Soul Food With a Little Wonder Bread"

vanilla ice cream by Greene Blob August 15, 2006

vanilla ice cream 

Another word for cum, jizz or seman.

"Vanilla Ice Cream. She said 'Oh my favorite.' -Suck it or Not, Cam'Ron

vanilla ice cream by Lizxxthexxhoe July 7, 2006