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iBituary, May 1, 2011
Jack Smith, 34, a dedicated father and avid hiker, was discovered in his Denver home on Friday in a catatonic state with a self inflicted USB wound. Several attempts at revival were made, but the brain trauma was irreversible.
Jack loved to cook and also enjoyed playing golf and spending time with his family. He will be remembered as larger than life, he loved to make people laugh. He will be missed by all.
He is survived by his iWidow, Jane Smith, 32, and daughter Rebecca, 4.
Services will not be held.
Jack Smith, 34, a dedicated father and avid hiker, was discovered in his Denver home on Friday in a catatonic state with a self inflicted USB wound. Several attempts at revival were made, but the brain trauma was irreversible.
Jack loved to cook and also enjoyed playing golf and spending time with his family. He will be remembered as larger than life, he loved to make people laugh. He will be missed by all.
He is survived by his iWidow, Jane Smith, 32, and daughter Rebecca, 4.
Services will not be held.
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