Iowack 

Refers to the state of Iowa as being extremely wack.

Guy1: Yo man where are you from?
Guy2: I'm from Iowa.
Guy1: OH YOU MEAN IOWACK?!?

Iowack by winnesotan August 3, 2011

Iowaska 

It's an hallucinogenic brew that contains DMT that gives people enlightening experiences that changes lives for the better.

After I had my brew of iowaska I had the most beautiful enlightening experience of my life!

Iowaska by Waylander May 18, 2017

iowhack 

EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.

"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."

iowhack by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020

iwack 

Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.

Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.

iwack by Shakesmear July 17, 2022

Iowanker

A person who lives in Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such an Iowanker.

Iowanker by Heather May 13, 2005

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

Iowanker by Heather May 13, 2005

iowaskian 

A resident of Iowa, cause they are always tripping.

Keep your distance from that car, they're an Iowaskian!

iowaskian by Lulupi October 7, 2020