transitioning from the popularsexual terminology coined by the construction industry (ie. nailed, screwed, hammered, banged etc), hi-tech nerds have one of their own:
a reference to a woman's vagina
Doomf8One: "Did you pass Doom level 41 last night?"
hellaUCLA: "I didn't play- I was at my girlfriend's place last night and her Mac sucks!"
Doomf8One: "ROFL! That's lame"
hellaUCLA: "It was cool- I was in her inbox all night instead!"
When you have no messages in your email inbox. Such a goal is often elusive, because the more email you clear out and reply to, the more new messages come in.
I reached my goal of inbox zero by Friday afternoon, but Monday morning I had 42 new messages.
A person who is too stupid to use the word 'email' or 'message' and simply refers to the folder the message arrives in, rather than the method of transportation.
If you see or hear someone use this phrase, it is best to remove all technology from that persons zone of influence and prevent them from using it again. Cutting off their fingers is extreme but may well be acceptable for the good of humanity as a whole.
"If you know this guy please inbox me." "I'd rather troll you first if that's ok? And link Urban Spoon whilst I'm at it"
Phrase used by those too stupid to say "email" that don't know the difference between a noun and a verb. An instant indication that you are dealing with a moron.
"Dude, inbox me on that later." "Never mind. I don't want to know you".
To neither accept, nor decline a friend request from someone on Facebook or Myspace. Used in situations when you don't want to accept someone's friend request, but you also don't want to be rude by declining them.
Dude, that asshole friend of my girlfriend just sent me a friend request on Facebook. He's getting the inbox rot.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.