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Red eye in the morning 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

chicken o clock in the morning 

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens
What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

One In The Morning Idea 

An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.
-One In The Morning Idea-

-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*

-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.

"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"

"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"

'YOUR TOO PUSSY"

"LETS GO"

*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*

-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.

*missing by 6am*

Troy and Abed in the morning 

Troy and Abed's exclusive TV show mentioned throughout the how 'Community'

four in the morning 

A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.
Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night

friend: nothing there is funny

me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? 

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan