something drunk people say when they want people to THINK they are sober; when in reality they are sooo drunk they are walking like they have no backbone. they more the phrase is repeated the more drunk they are.

louie: "how many shots did you have?!"
ruthy: "1"
louie: "it looks like you had 20. are you going to be ok ruthy?"
ruthy: "IM STRAIGHT im straight"

Im Straight by Luy September 16, 2005

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Im straight

Im straight A word big heads David and Jeff use especially when there at Dillions working!!!

David::YO Jeff wanna go get shoppin carts.
Jeff: Naw big head I'm straight
David:aiite you thinkin bout Sabrina huh??
Jeff:: yeah I'm Gay

Im straight by Maria December 30, 2004

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Im/Straight

Neo Pronouns used by men with a piss kink!

Oh, Kyle said he wants to be called "Im/Straight" Oh well, then we should support his neo pronouns!

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im straight trippin dog

It means no, or im tired of you asking me so leave now before I beat your ass. Also used as a way to confuse people.

"Hey man, you wanna go play chess?"
"Im straight trippin dog"

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Nah, im straight

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!

Nah, im straight by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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