im dying 

if your dying you shuld be calling a ambulance not be here så bye

help im dying

well that sad

im dying by abcde62 September 16, 2019

I will smoke ya til im dying 

Means that someone legit are going to smoke you until he/she are dying

"Hey Haley, i will smoke ya til im dying"
Haley "sure, i can 19:00"

I will smoke ya til im dying by Kinse Wu December 8, 2020

IM ding ditch 

saying "hi" to someone and suddenly going away from the keyboard never to respond back

5:30 Ravenflyr934: hi
5:31 Squirrelboy283: Hey hows it goin?
5:40 Squirrelboy283: so you get your finals done yet?
6:20 Squirrelboy283: hello?
8:12 Squirrelboy283: I've been IM ding ditched

IM ding ditch by Flyinsquirrel99 December 20, 2008

I’m dying 

“I’m dying” does not mean you are actually dying. “I’m dying” can be used when any inconvenience comes your way or you are laughing at something.

Robert: It’s so hot outside I’m legit melting

Bob: 99% sure that I’m dying

I’m dying by Its_Shrimp_In_A_bag September 14, 2019

I'm dying 

A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.

Oh my god I'm dying, rip me. That was so fucking funny.

I'm dying by Murica March 25, 2016

I'm dying 

A term that is used to tell others that one's own life is on the verge of ending.

"Please help me!"
"Why?"
"I'm dying!!"

I'm dying by Jatch June 26, 2016

If I'm lying, I'm dying 

A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.

Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.

If I'm lying, I'm dying by KY Dude February 25, 2019