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Ilmb so much hes so cute
ilmb by jdjdjjddn October 29, 2023
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I love my boyfriend. Can be used for anyone who has a boyfriend and wants to type it in their bios without openly stating it.
Insta Bio: Ilmbf
Girl 1: " What does that mean?"
Girl 2: "It means 'I love my boyfriend', so she isn't single."
Girl 1: "Oh alright."
ilmbf by madinluv May 24, 2022

ILMBIWHOAAP

I like monkeys but I wouldn’t have one as a pet
Hannah: Hey do you like monkeys? I happen to have one up for sale.

Habibi: ILMBIWHOAAP
ILMBIWHOAAP by HabibiFromCongress October 5, 2021
ilmbf means I love my Boyfriend. Mostly used in Insta or Tiktok bios
Boy 1: Bro she‘s hot as fuck, but „Ilmbf“ is written in her bio, what does that mean
Boy 2: Bro ur right, she is hot but she has a boyfriend.
ilmbf by gerlee March 15, 2023
guy : ilmbfsm

girl : aww you have a bf?
ilmbfsm by jadeis2cool June 7, 2023

ilmbidthlm 

His ilmbidthlm is huge!!!
ilmbidthlm by Penisman6969penis February 24, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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