Megan: dslkfjdslfkj
Maggie: what happened now?

Tracy: :O dskfjhsdkjfhkljdshf
Desiree: dsfkjhusdkfjhsdkfjh
Megan: ahhh dskjfhdskjf
Maggie: hahah sdkjfhsdkfjhskdajf

ijfdkjsdfh by Maggie Goizueta February 28, 2005

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ijfym

"I just fucked your mom."

classic meaning. used when trying to ignore your friends or saying it because your friends mom is a ditzy blonde whore.

STIR FRY UNICORNS!!!!!!!

person 1: stir fry unicorns... stir fry unicorns... *laughs hysterically*

person 2: what?

person 1: *laughs and cries*

person 2: ijfym

person 1: *stops* what? *laughs again*

person 2: ijfym

person 1: ...

person 2: ijfym so hard and the dog was watching

person 1: ...

person 2: and he taped it

person 1: ...

person 2:we did it in your bed

person 1: ...

person 2: we left a dvd for you under your pillow

person: i don't wanna touch it *laughs*

ijfym by STIR FRY UNICORNS!!!! September 1, 2009

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IJFed

An acronym for "I Just Farted"

Mostly used when its inappropriate to say that you just farted for example in class or at a large meeting of people.

Person 1: "Hey dude, IJFed"
Person 2: "Thats just nasty man"
Perons 1: Lolz

IJFed by xfuzzballx February 13, 2009

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ifydm

if you don’t mind

i have to take this important phone call ifydm

ifydm by Jamyiah<3 December 29, 2022

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