IJFYD

IJFYD means i just found yellow days. A way of saying i just found happiness

today IJFYD

by 69 your mom 69 November 4, 2021

ifyd

An acronym for ‘I fucked your dad’

Person 1: “hey Margaret, guess what ifyd last night”
Margaret: “you bitch”

by Tonyluver69 October 13, 2018

iwfyd

I WANNA FUCK YOU DADDY

Text:
Bf:what do you wanna do this weekend

Gf:IWFYD
Bf:bet

Lmao...

by Applehead_moonwalker29 June 27, 2021

ijfdkjsdfh

Smuk emotion.
Means excited or mad.

Megan: dslkfjdslfkj
Maggie: what happened now?

Tracy: :O dskfjhsdkjfhkljdshf
Desiree: dsfkjhusdkfjhsdkfjh
Megan: ahhh dskjfhdskjf
Maggie: hahah sdkjfhsdkfjhskdajf

by Maggie Goizueta February 28, 2005

ijfym

"I just fucked your mom."

classic meaning. used when trying to ignore your friends or saying it because your friends mom is a ditzy blonde whore.

STIR FRY UNICORNS!!!!!!!

person 1: stir fry unicorns... stir fry unicorns... *laughs hysterically*

person 2: what?

person 1: *laughs and cries*

person 2: ijfym

person 1: *stops* what? *laughs again*

person 2: ijfym

person 1: ...

person 2: ijfym so hard and the dog was watching

person 1: ...

person 2: and he taped it

person 1: ...

person 2:we did it in your bed

person 1: ...

person 2: we left a dvd for you under your pillow

person: i don't wanna touch it *laughs*

by STIR FRY UNICORNS!!!! September 1, 2009

IJFed

An acronym for "I Just Farted"

Mostly used when its inappropriate to say that you just farted for example in class or at a large meeting of people.

Person 1: "Hey dude, IJFed"
Person 2: "Thats just nasty man"
Perons 1: Lolz

by xfuzzballx February 13, 2009

ifydm

if you don’t mind

i have to take this important phone call ifydm

by Jamyiah<3 December 29, 2022