IJFed

An acronym for "I Just Farted"

Mostly used when its inappropriate to say that you just farted for example in class or at a large meeting of people.
Person 1: "Hey dude, IJFed"
Person 2: "Thats just nasty man"
Perons 1: Lolz
by xfuzzballx February 12, 2009
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CT 2004

A vehicle that is surprisingly similar to a cement truck, because that's what it is. Popularized by Dane Cook.
"I was driving around in my CT 2004, when i noticed that i noticed i jizzed in my pants"
by xfuzzballx February 12, 2009
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