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IFWH is commonly used in Rocket League dialogue to celebrate a scored goal. The term refers to the WIDTH of the net which in turn tells the other team that they left their net WIDE open. It's meant as playful banter that also avoids violating the games Terms of Service (TOS). Similar terms include IYFNN, FHSJ, and Calc-Ulated. Since this term refers to the WIDTH of the opposing team's net, one could also refer to ones own net in terms of GIRTH. In this case, the soccar ball could be analogous to the Great GIRTH of the infamous Big J, and the WIDE hole is represented by the net. Although it may seem playful, it is required to be Felice-erious while using this term in order to avoid being dropped indefinitely by the BIG IP.
"OH NO, we're losing! The BIG IP just put the ball IFWH!"
or
"IFWH!" "IFWH!" "IFWH!" "IFWH!"
IFWH by JPgirthmaster March 6, 2026
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IFWH is commonly used in Rocket League dialogue to celebrate a scored goal. The term refers to the WIDTH of the net which in turn tells the other team that they left their net WIDE open. It's meant as playful banter that also avoids violating the games Terms of Service (TOS). Similar terms include IYFNN, FHSJ, and Calc-Ulated. Since this term refers to the WIDTH of the opposing team's net, one could also refer to ones own net in terms of GIRTH. In this case, the soccar ball could be analogous to the Great GIRTH of the infamous Big J, and the WIDE hole is represented by the net. Although it may seem playful, it is required to be Felice-erious while using this term in order to avoid being dropped indefinitely by the BIG IP.
"OH NO, we're losing, he just put the ball IFWH!"
or
"IFWH!" "IFWH!" "IFWH!" "IFWH!"
IFWH by JPgirthmaster March 6, 2026
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