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A term of endearment for a person you love but who is still frustratingly making a mess of everything. Most commonly used by Bobby Singer and misused by Garth Fitzgerald IV.
"Are you idjits trying to kill me?"
idjit by lovelyaire July 20, 2016
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IDWit • idjit • idoit • idgit • idit • idito • Iditarod • idwts • IDWTAI • ideity
An abbreviation for 'I do what I want'.
Used in similar context to the everpopular 'idgaf'.

In the Jenny Jones episode of South Park, Cartman says 'I do what I want'.
He told me I couldn't go out with my friends. I told him idwiw.
idwiw by judashearts April 22, 2009
I'm tired
Why dont you go to bed?
Idwt
idwt by ntp479 April 11, 2015
stands for “i don’t belong in this club”. the band WHY DONT WE, posted yesterday on instagram the abbreviation. hopefully this definition will help some limelights that are searching for the answer to what it means :)
DID YOU SEE #IDBITC ON WHY DONT WE’S INSTAGRAM POST? I WONDER WHAT IT MEANS!!!
idbitc by sMiLeY fAcE:) March 19, 2019

idwtkmijwtptga 

I don’t want to kill myself I just want the pain to go away..
idwtkmijwtptga is like you want to find happiness but you’re still lost and can’t help the pain..it’s too much
idwtkmijwtptga by RibbonInTheSky September 10, 2020

idwtdijwtptd 

“I don’t want to die I just want the pain to dissapear”
Tyler: I’m so tired idwtdijwtptd
idwtdijwtptd by Tiktokjunkie August 11, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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