2. A famously said quote on a Cingular cell phone commercial about a girl who texts alot. Her mom asks why her cell phone bill is so high, she wonders who she has been texting. The teen replys, "idk, my bff Jill?"
"Bethy!" calls mom.
(Teen girl comes to her mom)
"w.a.u?" she replys
"Your cell phone bill is whats up! All this texting!?"
"O.M.G! I.n.p.d!"
"It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day!?"
"Idk My bff Jill?"
"Tell your 'b.f.f. Jill,' that I'm taking away your phone"
(Teen hands phone to mom)
"T.i.s.n.f!"
ME PAYING THIS BILL, THAT'S WHAT'S S...N.F!"
A funny quote from a cell phone service provider commercial (that probably doesn't work, but their advertisers know how to do a good job) after a mother asking their young daughter why the texting bill is so expensive. It's a common way to answer annoying questions to Myspace surveys or generally obnoxious questions
Annoying girl says, "So, who do you have a crush on?"
Response, "Idk, my bff jill."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'