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"I ain't got a f**king clue."

Used in written communication (typically email, SMS) to express uncertainty, confusion or bewilderment - often with an element of frustration. Typically this is a consequence of failure by a third party to provide sufficient information, or total disbelief at how someone could be so completely inept.
Q: What's all this about?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How are we expected to work with this useless software?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How on earth did she land a job as head of department?
A: IAGAFC
IAGAFC by Makaliwanu November 4, 2009
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I haven't got a fucking clue.
Luke: Are you coming out this weekend, Dave?
Dave: ihgafc
ihgafc by lukejames1111 March 1, 2018
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" I accidently give a fuck" usually caused by receiving some kind of rejection. Due to the high hopes of getting a certain response but their response falls short of expectation you feel slightly offended/rejected for a short duration. Nothing a funny YouTube/comment/food can't fix :)
"Are you free today? "
"Why yes I am!"
"Do you want to study? "
"Umm .... *formulating some kind of excuse ...
"Geeezus if you just want to say no then just say it. "

2min later post on twitter:

Hence the term "crush" #iagaf

(If your usually a carefree person you accidently feel like you got rejected. )
iagaf by bbqq22 December 7, 2013
I.A.G.A.F. ~ I Actually Give A F!@#.

Opposite of IDGAF. Opposing the popular careless statement I Don't Give A F!@$ (which is a dying stupid trend like YOLO)

"Your ass is hang'in out your shorts"
"IDGAF"
"Well, I'm your best friend so I'm gonna tell you cause IAGAF"
Shawty: Don't throw ya garbage out the window!
BAE: IDGAF
Shawty: Well, IAGAF.
iagaf by Bonus_Bonasse April 23, 2015
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026