I will in Fuck

A phrase one would use if you were being sarcastic. "I will in fuck" meaning, there is no chance you will do something. This phrase originates from Dublin. Featured on "Sarah & Steve".

1. Catalina: Boys, D'ya's wanna do shots eh tequilla off eh me stomach?
Steve: I will in Fuck, ya red wreck!

by ClaraFloraKavy March 20, 2011

I Think The Fuck Not

A more expressive way of disagreeing.

Sam: "I still love you. Can we get back together - "
Delilah: "I think the fuck not."

by CandyDeficit April 03, 2017

I can't be fucked

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

I swear to fuck

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

by BobpieChompers June 27, 2018

[I give no fucks]

Means you don't care.

I give no fucks what you think!

by JimJam1008 November 22, 2013

i give a fuck

no i dont

i give a fuck o wait i dont

by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020

i want to fuck

I want to have sex with you

I am so horny right now I want to fuck you

by Fonzie99 May 17, 2021