I need help

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious

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I need help

I need help by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

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I need help

I need help by cattahns November 22, 2021

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I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.

"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

I need help right now by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008

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I need help immediately

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I need help immediately

I need help immediately by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

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Help, I need help

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.

"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you

Help, I need help by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017

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AHH! I NEED HELP HERE!

the t side version of I NEED ASSISTANCE! basically the only thing terrorist bots will say in dust 2 in csgo

player:*playing csgo*
BOT Yanni: "AHH! I NEED HELP HERE!"
BOT Allen: "AHH! I NEED HELP HERE!"
BOT Bob: "AHH! I NEED HELP HERE!"

AHH! I NEED HELP HERE! by ReadyBard September 27, 2026

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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