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I love you too 

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.
Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*
I love you too by Itachi-San September 27, 2009

I love you too 

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.
you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*
I love you too by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014

I love you too 

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.
There's nothing I can do.

No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.

But I love you.

I love you too
I love you too by Hym Iam January 12, 2022

I love you too 

When smb doesn't want to say I love you back or they just don't mean it but they don't want to be mean and not say it back.
Gf: I love you!
Bf:I love you too!
I love you too by Algleaa January 22, 2025

i love you too @carrot cake :-) 

i love you too. ALOT

I love you, too!

Something a toddler says to her dad when she is too hyper to wait for an "I love you." She exclaims it BEFORE hearing an "I love you." It simply means, "I love you."
Daughter: I love you, too!
Father: K, I love you, too!
I love you, too! by WordJunkie798 October 17, 2010
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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