finally without my penis chopped off or being hung i snuck passed as a chungy guard and assassinated big chungus that fag , time to chop off his penis then hang him
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.