I Just Got Scammed

Intro
Auger Rod
Seems pretty nice
Ice collection 10?
Oh hell no!
I know what to do

Verse 1
Off to the hub
I need a rod
But I can't build it up
Levels are stuck
And I don't have the guts
To spend more time
With the ice collection
Spoke with this guy
He seems so nice
He said he likes to craft
He never lies
He will never scam
He'll never mess with his
Reputation
But then
When I gave him all the items
With a straight face
Looked at me
On his island
Oh god no!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

Verse 2
I need some help
This isn't fair
Admins don't care
I got post everywhere
I wish Simon was here
He'll get my gear
It's not sweat that you see
That's a face full of tears
Now let's be frank
Don't understand
It would all be resolved
If I had youtube rank
Man this isn't a joke
I'm not trying to laugh
They get treated like gods
By the Hypixel staff
Even if I had
All the proof I need
In 4k
Noone cares
Noone looks at me
I am so upset!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

I Just Got Scammed by FluencyXYZ May 17, 2020

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