I identify as an attack helicopter

a joke to piss of a feminazi who thinks there is 58 genders there is 69

i identify as an attack helicopter (sexually)

by thathandletho February 16, 2017

I identify as an attack hellicopter

Being in the closet.

"I identify as an attack hellicopter"

"So you're in the closet?"

"Yeah! I'm pansexual"

by Gay Tic Tac October 30, 2021

I sexually identify as a submarine

For those who sexually identify as submarines

I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)

by lord of the silver rings June 02, 2017

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people

Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

by Supercookieboy February 17, 2017

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter DONT BE SEXIST

Did you know rob sexually identified as a Russian attack helicopter now he is a sponge. I sexually identify as a Russian attack helicopter

by Jude8382881 July 27, 2020

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

I identify as...

Nope, you're too far gone, goodbye

Unstable SJW: I identify as... an omnisexual dragon

Sane person: Yeahhh.... no goodbye

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024