i have to pee
Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee
i have to pee by Theunicornmanz May 6, 2018
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I have to pee like a mother
This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.
I have to pee like a mother by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007
I have to pee like a monster
When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.
I have to pee like a monster by Emory February 12, 2006
I have to pee like a bandit!
When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
I have to pee like a bandit! by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010
idk but i have to pee
idk but i have to pee by Squidnation January 31, 2014
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