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I don't go here 

1. "I don't usually participate in this"

2. "I'm not part of this subculture/community"
3. (of a fanwork of some sort) "I'm not part of the fandom for this"

Generally paired with a "but" afterwards, to illustrate why the speaker is 'here' anyway.

(Usage note: I've only seen it used to describe the speaker. The first person form is the one most commonly used, but "doesn't go here" gets a very few hits on Twitter from people describing themselves in third person. There are some other third person results for the phrase, but it coincides with a Mean Girls quote, so I can't be sure whether this is the intended usage or not.)
"I don't go here, but the composition of your art is fucking amazing, holy shit."
"I don't go here, but I felt like I had to step in and clarify some things."
"I don't go here, but this is funny as hell."
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I don’t go here

A phrase used online usually in fandom spaces by someone who isn’t a fan of the interest at hand, as in “This is not the part of the internet that I usually lurk around” or “This is not where I usually go (on the internet)”
Tweet appreciating a scene in a show

Person: I don’t go here but I love this clip so much!
I don’t go here by nadastic February 22, 2024
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