Sarcastic compariSON of a virile stud's chest-pounding celebration at having successfully "scored" wif a hot chick, but then having to deal wif da "pitter-patter of little feet" if said glorious union produces a "tiny-male result" --- i.e., a "stud junior".
In da alternate "hill-ascending duo" poem, it's stated dat "Silly Jill forgot her pill"; I guess dat she forgot a condom, as well, since da "I da MAN!" = "Little Man" equation certainly applied in their case.
by QuacksO December 7, 2025
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