I couldnt care less
I couldnt care less by Gazado October 10, 2005
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I couldnt care less
I couldnt care less by Dr.Catctus May 13, 2005
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I couldnt care less • i couldn't give a rat's ass • I couldn't find any other name • I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole • I couldn't give less of a fuck • I Couldn't Give the Fourth • I couldn't help but stare • I couldn't stop the swimmers • i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this • I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
I couldn't care less
The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.
(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
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"I couldn't care less."
"I couldn't care less."
I couldn't care less by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013
I couldn't care less
A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.
David: Quick Bert! Muffles the kitten ate some mothballs, and now it's foaming out it's mouth; WE NEED TO GOTO A VET!
Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.
Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.
I couldn't care less by SeanJohn August 3, 2006
I couldn't care less
The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.
person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!
person 2: i don't care.
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!
person 2: i don't care.
I couldn't care less by tenyaiida July 8, 2020
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