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i mean i can do anything that he can

1. part of one of xxxtentacion's most popular songs "Jocelyn flores"

2. the immediate response to finding out your crush likes another dude
1. "i know you so well, so well, i mean i can do anything that he can"

2.

person 1: hey uh, i like you
person 2: i have a boyfriend
person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE MEANT TO BE I MEAN I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT HE CAN

i can't do anything 

what I say all the fucking time.
Teacher: Do your work!
Me: I can't do anything.
i can't do anything by XxBlue70xX February 20, 2019

Is there anything I can do for you or your family 

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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