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i mean i can do anything that he can

1. part of one of xxxtentacion's most popular songs "Jocelyn flores"

2. the immediate response to finding out your crush likes another dude
1. "i know you so well, so well, i mean i can do anything that he can"

2.

person 1: hey uh, i like you
person 2: i have a boyfriend
person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE MEANT TO BE I MEAN I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT HE CAN

i can't do anything 

what I say all the fucking time.
Teacher: Do your work!
Me: I can't do anything.
i can't do anything by XxBlue70xX February 20, 2019

Is there anything I can do for you or your family 

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026