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I am Batman 

1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman
1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman
Words you can keep

i am Batman 

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him
Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman
i am Batman by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021

I am Batman 

MAN THAT GUY IS SO BATMAN
I AM BATMAN
I am Batman by Sneaky snek December 2, 2016

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it 

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face
I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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