I am Batman 

1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman

1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman

I am Batman by crazybitcheseatingbitches January 8, 2009

i am Batman 

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him

Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman

i am Batman by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021

I am Batman 

I AM BATMAN

MAN THAT GUY IS SO BATMAN
I AM BATMAN

I am Batman by Sneaky snek December 2, 2016

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it 

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it by Supermann0X July 13, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019