i-shit 

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

i-shit by KEJIAN March 6, 2009

I Shit On Your Dick 

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.

Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'

I Shit On Your Dick by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021

I shit you not 

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

I shit you not by vejtics May 4, 2019

i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.

John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!

i shit trains by charlievato July 6, 2008

I shit you not 

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

I shit you not by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

i shit my pants 

can someone help me clean it up please?

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.

i shit my pants by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

i shit myself 

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

i shit myself by humanmale2 May 20, 2021