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I need help 

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious
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I need help 

I need help by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

I need help 

I need help by cattahns November 22, 2021

I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.
"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

I need help immediately

Help, I need help 

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.
"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you
Help, I need help by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017

AHH! I NEED HELP HERE!

the t side version of I NEED ASSISTANCE! basically the only thing terrorist bots will say in dust 2 in csgo
player:*playing csgo*
BOT Yanni: "AHH! I NEED HELP HERE!"
BOT Allen: "AHH! I NEED HELP HERE!"
BOT Bob: "AHH! I NEED HELP HERE!"
AHH! I NEED HELP HERE! by ReadyBard September 27, 2026
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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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