I'm the law 

It is a saying used for reverse language bible cultism through hyderoding like the stories you here about the left eye club, and swallowing the serpent,

Swallow vs law, book of the law life of the evil one

I'm the law they say means to swallow my precum, well if your dick touches your ass have your ass swallow it in stead if the answer no it can't reach then there's your answer.

I'm the law by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower 

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018