Hyper Wank

A wank so fast and furious that your penis turns purple, your arms ache and you have the most amazing orgasm in your life. There is nothing more amazing

Yo man have you seen Harrisons right arm? Its huge!
Im not surprised, he has a hyper wank every day, i ought to try it some day!

by The Oliphant Man May 9, 2013

hypewank

noun.: (esp. in self-improvement product sales pitches on the internet)
Hype that exagerates both the value of the product, the integrity of the personality selling it, and the price of the product, to a degree that inspires ridicule.

Mr. Mastery introduces a "lost technique of hypnotism": in fact a simple technique using posture to enhance confidence but here hyped up to the max. and very expensive. Q.:"Is his real name Mastery? Or is that just part of the hypewank?"

by Naej October 17, 2008

Hyperwalk

A hyper state where you want to do a lot of things and have all the energy in the world that you start walking in circles talking about the things you want to do.

My boyfriend hyperwalks when he is highly motivated.

by japanesemilkbun March 8, 2025