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Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome 

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.
John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over
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